List for packing for a perfect beach getaway

Since I need to hurry up to work, thought I would give out a teaser and my list for packing.
1.  Clothespins-  helpful in drying out those swimsuits
2.  sunscreen cream- moisturizes skin and blocks uv.  Must apply for results.
3.  deck of cards-  should be a set of dominoes too, those don't blow away in the ocean's breeze
4.  swimsuit- duh
5.  beach shorts- mine have been tried and true and tacky as all get out
6.  swim skirt-  helpful in covering up a part of the body that was missed of #2, ouch burned buns!
7.  flip flops- Keens were useful as well in climbing rocks.  Note that Reebok EasyBalance flips are the most comfortable shoes but not handy while on rocks, hard enough to balance...
8.  sun dresses- super convenient, keeps you cool and makes you look put together without much effort
9.  hats- a good ball cap for wet wearing and a large sun hat for blocking those UV rays.
10.  face scrub-  buildup of the sunscreen needs removal
11.  razor- good for not having hairy legs but even better for getting goatees out of the way of a good snorkel mask seal
12.  pen- as always you need one for the immigration forms, beach bingo, and jotting down notes like next time bring the dominoes!
13.  jammies- only good when the housekeeping staff wants to wake you up early in the morning and screaming "Later, come back later" is not getting thru to them
14.  small $$$-  excellent for tips, haggling over prices and just generally easier to accept.  1, 5 and 10 denominations
15.  sunglasses- again duh!
16.  water bottle-  once again I forgot to bring a water bottle.  You can bring it empty thru security and get it full for the plane, once you land, while you sit on the beach.  Otherwise you pay $5 for one.
17.  bras-  only needed if you really need one under the sundress.
18.  snorkel gear-  the stuff they loan you on some of the trips are truly crap.  Better off with making the short term investment.  Then you can stick your face into any body of water you would like.